If you buy this real estate, I’ve also got this bridge in NY to sell you

Real estate seems to be a poor investment these days anyway, but you may want to especially avoid San Joaquin county (CA) and all of southern Florida. And that crawdad-eating retreat you were planning in the LA bayou. It will all be underwater, even if the magical CO2 fairy made all our power plants and cars disappear today.


2 Responses to “If you buy this real estate, I’ve also got this bridge in NY to sell you”

  1. Sam says:

    When E and I finally get our condo in Somerville, we’ll make sure it’s on the second floor.

    (See? Check me out actually reading this article and then making a joke about it! As opposed to getting so depressed I can’t function. It’s, um, progress…)

  2. Go go mighty black humor power! It sure is the only way I get through the day.

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