Our most glorious and magnificent national symbol, the bald eagle, seems to be reflecting America’s moral path. National Geographic reports that 19 bald eagles died after they dived into fish waste outside of a processing plant. While gorging themselves on rotting guts, the eagles became so covered in slime that they got hypothermia.
The best line? “Survivors were washed with dish soap.” Now if only we could restore habeus corpus with a little detergent and some elbow grease…
Update:
This makes the logo for the San Diego Minutemen SO MUCH BETTER. (via Tijuana Tales).
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