Comments on: Perverted cannibalistic hermaphrodites haunt the Pacific Northwest!

By: Alternative education « Natural History Notes

Alternative education « Natural History Notes — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 01:14:49 +0000

[...] were a junior or senior, you might, just maybe, be ready for things like sex-changing in fish, the intricacies of banana slug sex and other more lurid examples. I may be alone here, but I think that most high schoolers would [...]

By: Carnival of the Blue Eleven | Deep Sea News

Carnival of the Blue Eleven | Deep Sea News — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 01:18:07 +0000

[...] just fear for poor Miriam after reading she might have perverted, cannabilistic mollusks on her tail wanting to break the species barrier…. oh where is a lolz when you need [...]

By: Chris Orbz

Chris Orbz — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 15:07:20 +0000

I found a passionate slimy slug yin-yang while camping at China Beach on Vancouver Island this summer, and your website was the place I found out about it. Then I made the whole experience into a music video.

By: Cephalopodcast.com - The Ocean Podcast

Cephalopodcast.com - The Ocean Podcast — Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:23:42 +0000

[...] one. Sad to say, I completely missed the deadline (again), so no entries from me. Instead, enjoy apophallatic hermaphrodites from the Oyster’s Garter, plastinated squids from the Bleiman Brothers, or even suicidal [...]

By: Jim Lemire

Jim Lemire — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 18:26:17 +0000

“So most gastropods actually poop on their own heads”

Ah yes…what lovely creatures those molluscs are…

By: Miriam Goldstein

Miriam Goldstein — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:29:00 +0000

NOM NOM NOM!

(halp me! i iz trapped in lolspeak!)

By: jebyrnes

jebyrnes — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:37:27 +0000

OK, so, they're not ACTUALLY doing this, but, still, I couldn't resist...

By: Nafe

Nafe — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:48:58 +0000

My brother and I grew up in Northern California as you may recall, and as young lads we both went to the same summer camp. This camp hosted a certain club, somewhat unimaginatively referred to as the Banana Slug Club.

To gain entry into this august body, all one had to do was to bestow three long, luxuriant licks to the length of a Banana slug. My brother joined, but I demurred. I feel my decision is now further justified. Thanks Mim!

By: nunatak

nunatak — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:02:15 +0000

Lovely. Really, I’m serious. Banana slugs are lovely. The obvious question is, if human penises were located in such close proximity to the mouth, wouldn’t some men maybe, just maybe, get a little too carried away too?

By: Eric Wolff

Eric Wolff — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 06:00:18 +0000

Ye gods!