“It’s a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

There’s not one, but TWO Jane Austen-inspired zombie novels coming out. How will I choose between “Pride and Prejudice and Zombies” and “Jane Bites Back?” While the first includes the original text of the Regency classic, juiced up with ‘all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie mayhem,'” the second features “an undead Jane Austen who, after 200 years of writer’s block, takes revenge on everyone making money off of her.”

In other zombie-related news, Texas has suffered a zombie infestation that the authorities cleverly passed off as “hackers from changing messages on digital road signs.” But we know better, oh  yes.

Thanks, Kevin Z and Mary!

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10 Responses to “It’s a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains.”

  1. jebyrnes says:

    So. It has begun. Let’s hope they can isolate it to Texas. Otherwise, it’s time to update my Zombie Preparedness Plan.

  2. scicurious says:

    My boyfriend always wanted to prepare for a zombie invasion. I see now that he has been far-sighted and wise. I KNEW the Austenites would be first. All that repression in the Regency period must have led the women in particular to hunger for brains.

  3. Kirsten says:

    Is the Texas zombie invasion in… Austin?

  4. Kirsten – Why yes. Yes it is.

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