EXTERMINATE!

The fearsome Dalek, they of the mighty plunger and whisk weaponry, might be invading our waterways. Evidence of the impending Dalek aquatic invasion was uncovered in a pond in the UK.

The 42-year-old said: “I’d just shifted a tree branch with my foot when I noticed something dark and round slowly coming up to the surface.

“I got the shock of my life when a Dalek head bobbed up right in front of me.

As if the zombie apocalypse wasn’t bad enough. Now where’s my sonic screwdriver? And my David Tennant?

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5 Responses to EXTERMINATE!

  1. Jason R says:

    Maybe it’s just leftovers from some wayward Dr. Who LARPers?

    Oh wait, the article says it could be a piece from an actual BBC production. But if it really is from the Colin Baker years, probably be best if it had remained lost.

  2. Noooooo, it’s a real Dalek, Mr. Party Pooper! :)

  3. Beware, preparations for the Dalek invasion are already well under way. Have you seen all the changes to shops and public buildings under the guise of “Wheelchair access”? That’s not for the convenience of wheelchair users, that’s for the convenience of Daleks. So beware, and watch the skies.

  4. Hisly says:

    That’s amazing, especially since we are working through the original William Hartnell n’ Dalek episodes at this very moment. And if you find out where they are giving out David Tennants, make sure to save me one, m’kay?

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