“The California coast is terrorized by two enormous prehistoric sea creatures as they battle each other for supremacy of the sea.”
Mega Shark Vs. Giant Octopus is an actual film, due out May 26.
Update: Trailer has been YouTubed. <phew>
Update, Update: As pointed out by commenter below, the movie stars Deborah “Debbie” Gibson. Yes, that Debbie Gibson.
Update, Update, Update: We all know how this movie must end, right?